Sensual Mind of a Bee

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levidaenci:

Young trikey! 

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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sakurachiri:

play this clip to someone who asks what tf2 is

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girahimu-sama:

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girahimu-sama:

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rufftoon:

makanidotdot:

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it keeps happening

I want to hug each and every one of those sketches <3

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mytoeto:

Heaven, please sing for me a song of life
Heaven, take me into your skies
There’s no place here for me to hide my cries
Night and day, I’m missing you (ooh)

I know I’m here for the magic
All your stars guiding me through and through
(Oh) why, this loneliness feel like… forever and ever
I gotta be, I gotta be, in your arms, baby

You’re so close, so close
And it’s you that I believe in, I believe in
So close, but faraway, so far I can’t touch
I’ll hold on
'Cuz it's you I love so dearly
When the rain, the storm, and all is done
Caress me with your sweet lullaby…

Heaven, please sing for me a song of life
Heaven, save me in my dreams tonight
Someday these wings will perish in your sight
Night and day, I call for you (ooh)

Flashes of moments of tragic
Wondering souls, they fall along the way
Tell me you will never leave me… forever and ever
I gotta be, I gotta be, in your arms, hear me

You’re so close, so close
And it’s you that I believe in, I believe in
So close, but faraway, I seek for your light
I’ll hold on
'Cuz for you my heart keeps beating
When the wind, the fire, and all is gone
Caress me with your sweet lullaby…

Will you be my light
Will you be my strength
Promise you won’t let me go…

I’ll never betray
And in the end of time
Still my love’s gonna be there…

You’re so close, so close
And it’s you that I believe in, I believe in
So close, but faraway, so far I can’t touch
I’ll hold on
'Cuz it's you I love so dearly
When the rain, the storm, and all is done
Caress me with your sweet lullaby…

You’re so close, so close
And it’s you that I believe in, I believe in
So close, but faraway, I seek for your light
I’ll hold on
'Cuz for you my heart keeps beating
When the wind, the fire, and all is gone
Caress me with your sweet lullaby…

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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live-like-jack-nd-sally sent: So I know each of the ascendant signs have certain physical features and I've heard some but can you describe how each ascendant will usually look? I'm looking for something rather specific Id love if you would answer my question cx thanks if you do and your blog is wicked btw

astrolovecosmos:

Alright so there are physical appearances associated with the rising signs. Of course genetics are responsible for your looks but for fun here you go:

Aries- Some with an Aries rising have an athletic build to them with a youthful face. They tend to have a distinct way of moving (ex: goofy walk, confident stride, etc).  

Taurus- It is said those with a Taurus rising have a solid, big boned frame and if a woman a voluptuous (hourglass figure) body. Prominent, round lips and rounded nose can also be popular among these risings. These risings also have a tendency to gain weight.

Gemini- Gemini risings can have expressive eyes and small-boned, well defined features. They are also known for having a simple attractiveness to their face and body.

Cancer- Cancer risings are said to have round faces and medium built. Usually nice, smooth rounded eyes and if a woman they can have prominent breast and a very nicely shaped, voluminous figure.

Leo- Those with a Leo rising are said to have a strong, muscular built. As a woman they can appear very athletic and/or naturally in shape. The men also give off a muscular powerful build but have more of a tendency to gain weight.

Virgo- Those with a Virgo rising are told to  have a nice round face and sometimes a reserved manner. They are between medium and slight built. They usually have very appealing eyes and they are usually extremely glamorous and graceful or completely the opposite as clumsy. Many Virgo risings are rarely in-between being really graceful or really clumsy.

Libra- Those with a Libra rising are told to have a oval shape face with attractive features. They usually have no sharp features at all and their complexion is usually smooth and clear. They are also known to be graceful.

Scorpio- There isn’t much on how those with a Scorpio rising can look except that they are prone to having a square face and almost any Scorpio rising has an intense look in their eyes. Many men risings have the tendency to be naturally muscular.

Sagittarius- Those with this rising are said to have long, strong legs and their built is usually slender. A long face is sometimes associated with this rising. Many men risings will have thick lips and woman can have the tendency to have a tomboyish look to them.

Capricorn- Capricorn risings are said to have a medium built and can easily get in shape if they put in the effort. Those with this rising can also have small facial features.

Aquarius- Those with Aquarius risings are said to have an attractive body and handsome/cute face. They are also known for having beautiful eyes and an angular face. Their facial features are usually smooth and not well defined.

Pisces- Pisces risings are said to have a frail to medium build. Their faces easily express emotion and their features can be described as “soft”.

I’m a bit on the curvier side and not quiet so light but the soft features and expressiveness definitely hits a nail on huge head. Most people say I’m like a cartoon character with my expressions

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

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avianawareness:

crazycritterlife:

Falcon version of puppy dog eyes

*SQUEES THEN DIES*

avianawareness:

crazycritterlife:

Falcon version of puppy dog eyes

*SQUEES THEN DIES*

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oarsis:

"In honor of the series’ 15th anniversary, a pair of anime projects have been announced. A sequel to the original Digimon Adventure featuring a 17-year-old Tai/Taichi with a high school age cast has been revealed. Along with that upcoming anime, the 15th anniversary event also announced plans to release a Japanese Blu-ray set of the original Adventure."

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My prayers…they’ve been heard

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